Excuse Me?
Came home tonight and picked up the mail. Found an envelope addressed to me from “Old American Insurance Co.” Ripped it open and started reading: “Dear Senior Citizen, We are … ” DAMN IT! Come on people, I’m only 25! Perhaps contrary to common belief people really aren’t living longer. Somehow I got on the AARP mailing list also. Nothing makes you feel prematurely old like receiving letters which open with “Dear Senior Citizen.”
May 4th, 2004 at 11:06 am
I can’t believe they thought you were a senior citizen! Made me laugh out loud. I mean, come on, aren’t old people usually married?